Category: news
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Muhammed is Hilarious
There’s a big stink over the publishing of cartoons in Denmark showing Muhammed/Mohammed, who’s some prophet or something. I guess you’re not supposed to draw him. Protestors even set fire to a Danish embassy over this. Two things. 1) These cartoons aren’t even funny. Oh look, his turban looks like a bomb! Hilarious! And now…
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Happy Groundhog Day
Is it just me, or are groundhogs the ugliest creatures on the planet? They’re fat, buck toothed, and constantly have a stupid dumbfounded look on their face. They’re only useful on this day of the year, and even then they really don’t know what the hell is going on. There’s probably a team of meteorologists…
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In The News
There are two news stories I wish to discuss today. First, the controversy over James Frey’s book “A Million Little Pieces”. Apparently it’s not a true story, despite being classified as non-fiction. This pissed off Oprah and lots of other people. OK, I understand that it sucks to be fooled. Reading a book that you…
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