Category: movies / music / tv
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I’m Not Here to Make Friends
How to identify someone who is willing to be an asshole on television: It’s sad that I have seen most of these shows. 😦
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Shrouded in Darkness. Cloaked in Pepperoni.
I got this flyer in my mailbox yesterday: I understand that movie tie-ins are an integral part of fast food. What I don’t understand is why they couldn’t come up with a better Batman-themed pizza. Sure, Batman is cloaked in darkness. He is cloaked in a cape. But he is not cloaked in pepperoni. I…
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Shit Piss Fuck Cunt Cocksucker Motherfucker Tits
Two stories in the news today: Swearing chef prompts tighter #*@%& rules George Carlin dies at 71 😦 Draw your own conclusions. George Carlin is known for being funny, but he’s equally brilliant when he’s being serious. You don’t really hear about modern-day philosophers, but maybe that’s because they’ve been replaced by comedians. Remember the…
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