Category: movies / music / tv
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Tweeting With the Stars, Volume 7: Chris Harrison
Chris Bharrison Harrison has been the host of The Bachelor and its spinoffs for the past decade. Last night, just after the latest Bachelorette1, I discovered a horrible secret. Call the presses! Specifically, Fox News, because they’ll confuse comedy with real news and make me famous for blowing the lid off this scandal. Oh and…
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The Myth of the Evil Genius
Joker by Nebezial The evil genius only exists in fiction. An evil genius cannot exist in reality, because in reality, intelligence and evil are incompatible. A genius acts rationally, and history constantly proves that it is rational to be good. Genius and evil are two terms that are nearly impossible to define, but most people…
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What is Your Finger Number?
My finger number is 5.1! What’s yours?! Here is how to find your finger number: Go to iTunes (or whatever you use to manage your music) Search for “finger” The number of hours of music you have with “finger” in it is your finger number! Can you beat my finger number? FORWARD THIS TO ALL…
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