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  • It’s a Gas, It’s a Hit, It’s a Crime

    Since I won’t be splitting bills two ways any more, I’ll soon be broke. To see how broke, exactly, I Googled up some statistics. According to Canadian Council on Social Development, the poverty line for a “single-person family” (is than an oxymoron?) living in a city with a population of 350 000 is an annual…

  • Missing Persons

    Even though I only really have a few real friends, my MSN list is populated with dozens and dozens of “buddies” who I never talk to. I don’t even know who half of them are. The most interesting of these people, however, are the ones who got on my list somehow, maybe I talked to…

  • Exciting Update

    No time to blog. Writing novel. Check it: Red squares mean I’m falling behind. Don’t even have time to write novel. But at least I’m ahead of failed novelists Geoff and Nick: And at least London Ontario is ahead of Estonia: Hahahahha…fucking Estonia. Suck it! SUCK LONDON’S WORDS ESTONIA!!!! P.S. I don’t even know where…