Category: london ontario
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Soap
I have become bored with depression, so I will now be happy. This is now a positive thinking self-improvement blog. Here are some positive things about my life: I don’t have to close the bathroom door when I pee. I can be selfish with my time and energy. I can eat whenever I want. I…
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This One’s Not Worth the Effort
Woke up at 6:30 this morning to a fire alarm. Apparently there is someone who intentionally sets it off a few times a month. I knew there would have to be something wrong with this place. Spent most of the day being mopey and depressed because of various stuff. And being tired. No human should…
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Ugly Egg Cake
When I got back from studying in North Carolina for a few months, my awesome friends held a party to welcome me back. They also baked me a cake. It had an unusual shape; round, but tapering on one side more than the other. It was completely smooth and white. My friends insisted that I…
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