Category: london ontario

  • This One’s Not Worth the Effort

    Woke up at 6:30 this morning to a fire alarm. Apparently there is someone who intentionally sets it off a few times a month. I knew there would have to be something wrong with this place. Spent most of the day being mopey and depressed because of various stuff. And being tired. No human should…

  • Ugly Egg Cake

    When I got back from studying in North Carolina for a few months, my awesome friends held a party to welcome me back. They also baked me a cake. It had an unusual shape; round, but tapering on one side more than the other. It was completely smooth and white. My friends insisted that I…

  • Cannot Reach You. Your Phone is Everlastingly Busy.

    That title is the heading of a spam message I got recently. It was from “Doll Isaiah”. I also got one from “Leopold Gordon” saying “Separation Reason. Animals Involved.” I like how creative spammers are getting; I’m almost tempted to click the animal one. But how come they always have outlandish names? If they made…