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Category: horror

  • I Like to Do Drawrings

    Only semi-retarded emo kids post their crappy art to their blogs. Here is mine: Click for bigification. I found these on my computer. They are old. I don’t do art any more because science has sucked my soul out like an overzealous hooker.

  • Jesus Camp

    Jesus Camp: This movie has nothing to do with pirates or reality TV, so it gets a separate post. Jesus Camp is a documentary about a camp where kids go to “learn” about evangelical Christian beliefs. You may have heard Richard Dawkins say that bringing up kids to believe in a certain religion is child…

  • Book Review: The Golden Compass (His Dark Materials, Book 1), by Phillip Pullman

    The Golden Compass is actually called Northern Lights in every place except North America. I guess the publishers thought that kids would get confused, because they would not know what lights could possibly be doing in the north. Never mind that the book never refers to the titular object as a compass; that’s not confusing…