Category: horror

  • Throw Away. Do Not Eat.

    I recently bought Guitar Hero 3 for the 3rd time (the first two had defective guitars…this one seems fine so far). But in addition to a sweet plastic guitar, the box comes with several of these little packets of silica gel, with the stern command on them to throw them away, and not eat them.…

  • Return of the Living Commercial People

    I’ve written before about how there are actually only a few people in television commercials, who you see over and over again in dozens of different ads (see Night of the Living Commercial People). I have identified another one of these people. You probably recognize Natalie Brown as the hot chick from the Baileys Irish…

  • One Hundred Original Ideas for Horror Movies (#37-41)

    37. Shell Game: The magical abilities of turtles are finally revealed to the world. The source of the genie myth, rubbing a turtle’s shell grants the rubber 3 wishes. With no limit on the power of the wishes or the number of turtles that can be rubbed, governments put restrictions on turtle breeding, underground turtle…