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  • Reviews

    Here is some stuff I’ve seen and played lately: Wanted: This movie kicked ass. Sure it’s cheesy, but for the first time since The Matrix, I feel like I saw some creativity in action sequences. Just don’t expect the philosophical undertones to be as thought provoking or coherent. Iron Man: There was a while there…

  • Shrouded in Darkness. Cloaked in Pepperoni.

    I got this flyer in my mailbox yesterday: I understand that movie tie-ins are an integral part of fast food. What I don’t understand is why they couldn’t come up with a better Batman-themed pizza. Sure, Batman is cloaked in darkness. He is cloaked in a cape. But he is not cloaked in pepperoni. I…

  • Yeah, Copy This One, People

    I’m falling for an internet meme! PART ONEPART BTHE THIRD Now I’m sorta embarrassed because nobody’s really been down there in a while, so I wasn’t sure what I would find. #4: And here is me cleaning up afterwards: —– Update June 20th: OMG CAT PUBES!