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  • I Love Chocolate

    In an effort to lose a few pounds in the next few weeks, I vowed that I would not buy any more chocolate until February 13th. When I made the vow a few weeks ago, I thought it would mostly just slow down my rate of eating chocolate, since my cupboards were full of the…

  • Anne Hathaway is Hideous

    Especially without eyebrows I will not sleep for days. When I do, I will wake up screaming, this picture still searing on the retina of my mind’s eye. (From Hot Chicks With No Eyebrows.) See also.

  • Ugly Surgery Cake

    A friend recently fought through some very serious medical shit, and was thus able to live another year and celebrate his birthday. Here is the cake we made him. The making-of. It’s surgery-themed. Not that other thing you’re thinking it looks like. Pervert. Yum yum, time to eat. Note the authentic biohazard IV bag and…