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Category: horror

  • The Horrors of Internet Dating

    Ok after that last post, my taste in women was questioned several times. Well you know what? That’s what being single for a while does to you. Warps your perspective ‘n shit. To alleviate this condition, I have joined a few online dating sites. Now I know, I know, you’re probably thinking, why would such…

  • Ugly Car Crash Cake

    To be honest, I forget who we made this cake for, or who came up with the idea, since it was created many years ago. But what an idea it was: a cake depicting a car accident in Africa. I love old Polaroid pictures. We take it for granted now, but back then I was…

  • Nosebleeds

    I got a nosebleed today. I don’t get them often, but thanks to countless movies and TV shows, every time I do, my first instinct is no longer to worry that there is something wrong with my nose. Rather, a nosebleed is an obvious indication that something is wrong with my brain. And it’s probably…