Phronk.com

Category: horror

  • The Dark Crystal

    I have loved The Dark Crystal for as long as I can remember. It’s probably one of the first movies I saw that really had an impact on me. Rewatching it, I can still see why. The plot isn’t the most original, but it’s a dark tale that’s taken so damn seriously that you can’t…

  • Fruit of All Evil

    I have many strong opinions, but few are stronger than my position on fruit: it sucks. Here are just a few of the many reasons that fruit is the worst thing on Earth. 1) The first sin ever was Eve eating an apple. In other words, fruit is responsible for everything that’s ever gone wrong…

  • Thinking About Polar Bears

    Hey, remember a while ago I told you that I submitted one of my little stories, then later it got purchased? Well, now it’s actually been released. My story, Thinking About Polar Bears, appears in the latest episode of Pseudopod, a horror podcast, and is narrated by Matt Arnold. There are a few ways to…