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  • Fruit of All Evil

    I have many strong opinions, but few are stronger than my position on fruit: it sucks. Here are just a few of the many reasons that fruit is the worst thing on Earth. 1) The first sin ever was Eve eating an apple. In other words, fruit is responsible for everything that’s ever gone wrong…

  • Thinking About Polar Bears

    Hey, remember a while ago I told you that I submitted one of my little stories, then later it got purchased? Well, now it’s actually been released. My story, Thinking About Polar Bears, appears in the latest episode of Pseudopod, a horror podcast, and is narrated by Matt Arnold. There are a few ways to…

  • Bottles and Cans Just Clap Your Hands

    I’ve been in Montreal for the last few days. I was there to see Geoff become a max-level priest. He got some sweet skills when he dinged, like the ability to create holy water. This will obviously be useful in the upcoming vampire apocalypse, which I understand is the main reason he always wanted to…