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  • The Horrors of Internet Dating, Volume 2

    OMG you guys. Remember that post about internet dating from a while back, and all the people I cruelly made fun of? Well, “lol spare of the moment!!!!!!” girl (this one) just sent me a message out of the blue. She wants to chat. What the hell should I do? I dislike ignoring people, especially…

  • The Emotion of WTF

    WTF should be an emotion. There isn’t yet a single word for the sense of seeing something that totally boggles the mind; it’s related to confusion, but not the same thing. Confusion is aversive, while WTF leads to LOLs and a state of blissful unawareness of what’s going on. It’s more like confusion feeding into…

  • Michael Jackson is Dead

    I always feel weird when I see a headline like “Michael Jackson Dies.” Dies; like dying is just one of those things he does. Something he makes a habit of including in his life. Sorta like, “oh, watch out for that dog, he bites.” But maybe it’s appropriate, because let’s not forget, on top of…