Category: horror

  • The Dead Squirrel Conundrum

    The following exchange has recently been unearthed from the online archives of the University of Western Ontario’s school newspaper, The Gazette. It occurred in October of 1998, when the instigator of the discussion was just a budding first-year undergraduate student. Get that dead thing outta here Re: Dead things on campus To the Editor: A…

  • Search Terms Used to Find Phronk.com, Volume 6

    Here is how you got here: HOW TO TEACH MY DEAF DAUGHTER ABOUT FISHY SMELL VAGINA gay faster pussycat house of pain olny is sex good when having flu swine flu sex with dead pig home made arab sex arab girl pooing cormac mccarthy is a poohead i met bob ross demi mur’s pic cerebellar…

  • Death 2.0

    This is now a web comic. While I was on the toilet I thought of a comic that was hilarious in my head. So I made it out of my head and on paper instead. It is a deep commentary on the nature of technology and the current celebpocalypse.