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Category: food

  • Ugly Conservative Cake, and It’s a Small World, After All

    Recently, this appeared in my inbox: You may not remember me-and it’s totally okay if you don’t-but my name’s Aimee. […] I found your blog because my Google reader recommended it based on my other reading habits. It turns out it was right, I was interested because I’ve met you and you are, in fact,…

  • Ready to Eat

    I used a slow cooker for the first time today. I tossed some chicken breasts and vegetables in there, waited a long time, then they came out delicious. Awesome. Now, all my food will be prepared over extreme time scales. Either in 10 seconds with my Magic Bullet, or in 10 hours with my crock…

  • Reduce Heat

    Here is some art I made for you after dinner. Quick! Somebody submit it to That’s Not Art. Or write something douchebaggy on it and submit it to Post Secret. ———- This is the second in an unintentional series of posts about pretending to be a bitter former hopeless romantic, even though I’m totally not.…