Category: food
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Stillborn Spud
V and I were browsing Ebay for weird stuff today, and came across this potato that looks like a fetus, which they call the “Right to Life Sweet Potato”. Strangely, this disgusting veggie doesn’t exactly inspire me to rally against abortion. If anything, there should be less creepy fetus things in the world. Still, I…
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Superness I have discovered that I am a super hero. I am a super hero because I have a super power. My power is the ability to open elevators with my mind. It’s actually a pretty passive power…I don’t have to think about it, elevators just open for me. I didn’t think much of this…
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Generic Title So, my friend Geoff, who is a bounty hunter, decided to start a blog, which has inspired me to update my own blog. Thanks, Geoff. Thanks a lot. Now maybe it’s just me, but saying “thanks a lot” almost always sounds sarcastic to me. And saying “thank you very much” always reminds me…
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