Category: food
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Ugly Toilet Cake
My friends and I have a tradition of baking ugly cakes. Often, when there is an event to celebrate such as a birthday, we will bake such a cake to commemorate it. They are all edible, but have something about them which qualifies them as “ugly”. Past examples include a cake with a log cabin…
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Spiffy Iffy Shitty, Volume 3
Spiffy: The sound of chainsaws outside in the morning. For some reason, it’s just a nice relaxing summery sound to me. It reminds me of happy things like trees, the smell of freshly cut wood, and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. I guess the latter is only happy for horror movie fans. Iffy: Phantom cell phone…
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Cats and Dogs
Today was two days after Easter, and that means it’s CHEAP CHOCOLATE DAY! I moseyed on over to Zellers, and to my delight all their Easter chocolate was a full 50% off. I loaded up two bags worth of the stuff. It will probably be gone in two days, and I’ll be 20 pounds heavier,…
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