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  • Splenda Sucks

    Splenda sucks. It tastes like powdered cardboard, and leaves a foamy film on the top of coffee and tea. They say “it tastes like sugar because it’s made from sugar”, but only proves that being made from something does not guarantee that it will taste the same. Sort of like how JELL-O is made from…

  • Tofurky Makes You Crave Cock

    I’ve always wondered what determines sexual orientation. It turns out it’s not genetic, not hormonal, not social upbringing. Nope, soy makes people gay. This comes from a site called WorldNetDaily – a site so crazy that it seems like a parody at first glance. Alas, I don’t think it is. This guy is convinced that…

  • Adventures in Caffeine

    Have you heard of Coca Cola Blak? Coke advertises it as “Coke effervescence with coffee essence.” I didn’t know what the hell effervescence meant, so I looked it up. It’s another word for fizzy. Thus, Blak is coffee dumped in fizzy Coke. The other day, I went to buy a bottle of Diet Coke at…