I think one of the only bad things about ice cream is that you can’t put it in tupperware in the morning and bring it to work with you, because by the time lunch rolls around, it’s all melted, and does not taste as good.

Putting butterscotch schnapps in my coffee this morning, I realized, if this is what drinking in the middle of the work day tastes like, I’m totally ready to become an alcoholic. Mmm.