Category: food
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Missing Persons
Even though I only really have a few real friends, my MSN list is populated with dozens and dozens of “buddies” who I never talk to. I don’t even know who half of them are. The most interesting of these people, however, are the ones who got on my list somehow, maybe I talked to…
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Food Logic Volume 6: Coffee + Eggnog
Here is a Christmas treat for you, dear reader. Premise 1: Coffee goes good with all breakfast foods.Premise 2: Eggs are a breakfast food.Premise 3: Eggnog is just eggs that have been nogged. Conclusion: Coffee goes good with eggnog. Seriously, it’s good. I start ‘nogging my coffee every year around this time, after realizing that…
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Food Logic Volume 5: Coffee + Maple Syrup
Premise 1: Pancakes go good with maple syrup.Premise 2: Pancakes are a breakfast food.Premise 3: Coffee is a breakfast food. Conclusion: Coffee goes good with maple syrup. OK I’m serious about this one. Sure, Starbucks and Second Cup have offered Maple Lattes before, but those use sugary fake syrup. Similarly, Aunt Jemima’s maple-tinted racist-stereotype-recommended corn…
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