Category: food

  • Candy Cupcakes

    Last night I had a dream about John Candy. He was on a late-night infomercial promoting a set of paper cupcake liners. The cupcakes he was making looked absolutely delicious, with frosting and nuts and everything. But then he suddenly choked and/or had a heart attack and died. The show cut to an interview with…

  • Bonus Time

    One of my favourite things in life is when you find bonus time. Like if you thought an hour of your time would be taken up with something, but then you no longer have to do it, so it’s like your day just got one hour longer. This happens to me when someone doesn’t show…

  • I Am a Cooking Legend

    This is now a food blog. Last night we went to Hong Ping for dinner. I’d never heard of the place before, but OMG you guys, it was really good. Look how much flippin’ food we got: Food always looks gross in pictures, but it was delicious. Each plate was just over $10 (except Nick’s…