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  • Ugly Surgery Cake

    A friend recently fought through some very serious medical shit, and was thus able to live another year and celebrate his birthday. Here is the cake we made him. The making-of. It’s surgery-themed. Not that other thing you’re thinking it looks like. Pervert. Yum yum, time to eat. Note the authentic biohazard IV bag and…

  • But I Won’t Do That

    I was thinking, and I thought for a moment that I hadn’t left the house today, and I was very disappointed in myself for being so lazy and antisocial. Then I remembered that, no, I went grocery shopping today. And I remembered that I bought frozen meatloaf in a box. And I remembered that I…

  • Blog Action Day

    Screw politics. Today is Blog Action Day, when bloggers get together to raise awareness about poverty. I’ll keep this short and sweet. We just had Thanksgiving, so let’s be thankful for what we have, which is a lot. We may get down because we don’t have enough money to buy a new Macbook, or we…