Category: deep thoughts

I was thinking today, and came to some rather disturbing realizations. Imagine this: you go to the bathroom, and take a dump. Since you’re a slob, you get shit all over your hands. After you’re done, you flush the toilet. The little flushy thing has been touched by millions of slobs like you, so you…

August 17, 2001
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Some Good Quotes: Wisdom from geniuses other than me Organized in semi-logical order. “The heart has its reasons which reason does not know”— Pascal, Pensees, 1670 “You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.”— Gilbert Keith Chesterton (1874-1936) “It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has…

January 1, 2000

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