Category: deep thoughts
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Tofurky Makes You Crave Cock
I’ve always wondered what determines sexual orientation. It turns out it’s not genetic, not hormonal, not social upbringing. Nope, soy makes people gay. This comes from a site called WorldNetDaily – a site so crazy that it seems like a parody at first glance. Alas, I don’t think it is. This guy is convinced that…
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Book Review: The Elegant Universe, by Brian Greene
It has literally taken me years to read this book. Not because it’s uninteresting or anything, but because I have to be in a certain mood to read it. A mood in which I’m ready to read slowly and think deeply. The Elegant Universe is about superstring theory and M-theory; basically, the “theory of everything”…
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Cars Suck
I had a dream last night where I was travelling somewhere in the United States. I hate driving (in real life, and in my dream), so I was worried when I discovered that I would have to merge onto a big-ass highway which I saw on my map. However, when I got there, I saw…
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