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Category: deep thoughts

  • Autobots Wage Their Battle to Destroy the Evil Forces of the Deceptions

    I saw Transformers last night. It was pretty good. You know what I wonder, though? Did the Decepticons name themselves the Decepticons? It’s always been my belief that people who gather in groups to do evil don’t actually believe that they are evil. The Decepticons probably think that what they are doing is upstanding moral…

  • AS;LKJFDAO;I

    Sometimes it bugs me when people use acronyms. They’re like “My IBS was totally acting up, and you know how I have OCD, so I went to HSBC’s ATM with my PIN to pay for HRGC on my GI, but I got the BSOD and the SOBs were like, sry no ATM ATM so GTFO,…

  • Constructive Criticism

    If I ever have to mark a paper or review an article that’s by a female author, and about gender differences, I think a funny thing to do would be to write on it, “pretty good…for a girl” .