Category: dating and pathetic crushes
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Emilie De Ravin is an Asshole
Final episode of Lost tonight! I’ve been delightfully frustrated by it from the beginning, and I’ll be sad to see it end. However, there is one face I will be happy to never see again: Emilie De Ravin’s. Emilie De Ravin plays Claire on Lost, and she is an asshole. Oh, I haven’t told you…
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The Horrors Delights of Internet Dating, Volume 7
Not everyone on internet dating sites is deeply flawed (since I’m on them AMIRIGHT?CRICKETSETC). So this time, instead of making fun of poor people’s grammar, I’m going to highlight some profiles that are sort of awesome. (As usual, you might have to click to embiggen [that’s what she said {?}]) First, not everyone is on…
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How to Become a Good Housewife
You’d think that being single for a long time would make a guy more stereotypically masculine. Wanting to fuck anything that moves, losing respect for women, becoming a slob, that sort of thing. However, for me at least, being single for a while (over a year and a half, you guys) has had some opposite…