Category: dating and pathetic crushes
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8 Forgotten Things About the New (2012) iPad
I’ve been reading a lot about the new iPad, both for my job and for feeding my technology addiction. After grabbing one and playing with it for a while, here are a few things that aren’t often mentioned about the new iPad:1. You don’t have to wait for apps to be updated to take advantage…
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Tweeting With the Stars, Volume 7: Chris Harrison
Chris Bharrison Harrison has been the host of The Bachelor and its spinoffs for the past decade. Last night, just after the latest Bachelorette1, I discovered a horrible secret. Call the presses! Specifically, Fox News, because they’ll confuse comedy with real news and make me famous for blowing the lid off this scandal. Oh and…
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The Horrors of Internet Dating, Volume 10: What the Fuck is This Shit Edition
Seriously, what the fuck is this shit? Like…why? Hobbies include: crawling around Photoshop Forest with my ghost arm while my awkward drunken doppelganger hovers above me. (See also: Volume 5’s “what the fuck is this shit” moment.) And this fucking shit. You smear other dudes’ names on your body? That’s supposed to make me like…
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