Category: dating and pathetic crushes
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The Horrors of Internet Dating, Volume 4
Good news everyone!1 I’m still single. That means I continue to check free internet dating sites once in a while, scouring them for the worst of the worst to mercilessly mock for your entertainment. And I mean it when I say “once in a while.” It doesn’t take long to find this stuff. The saddest…
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The Horrors of Internet Dating, Volume 3
It’s time for another trip into the seedy bowels of the internet. Dating sites; you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy they’re bad sometimes. Here are some of the more interesting people I’ve encountered there lately. Ahh, the group shot. I don’t mean to single out this person in particular,…
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The Horrors of Internet Dating, Volume 2
OMG you guys. Remember that post about internet dating from a while back, and all the people I cruelly made fun of? Well, “lol spare of the moment!!!!!!” girl (this one) just sent me a message out of the blue. She wants to chat. What the hell should I do? I dislike ignoring people, especially…
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