Category: dating and pathetic crushes
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The Horrors of Internet Dating, Volume 5
My real-life romantic life remains only sporadically eventful. But on the internet—on the internet— just look at all these lovely people who are waiting for me to contact them and rock their worlds. (click for embiggening, as usual) She is such a master poet that she can be playful with the English language. So many…
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Blonde Moment
Hello, you have reached Mike’s blog. Mike is not in right now, but you can leave a message after his guest post at Blonde Monde. It’s about my first real date ever. (Thanks so much, Blondie and CJ!) ———- See also: Who Were You Born to Be? (Blondie’s guest post on Phronk.com). ———- Edit 03/05/10:…
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Lessons From The Bachelor, Volume 2
WTF, Jake. Vienna? Really? We drank Old Vienna and watched in horror as Jake chose her over Tenley. I know it is the cool thing to hate Vienna, but the thing is, I really don’t. There’s nothing wrong with being tactlessly blunt in my books, and I’m sure she’d make a perfectly good friend in…