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  • Beautiful

    I wrote a song: I’m beautiful. I’m beautiful.I’m beautiful, it’s true.I saw my face, in a crowded place,And I don’t know what to do,‘Cause I’ll never be with … me.

  • Pacifism

    I’ve decided that instead of killing Tom Hanks, I’ll just post a really bad picture of him. Take that, Hanks.

  • Smart? (Part 6: The Finale)

    (Part 1)(Part 2)(Part 3)(Part 4)(Part 5) Artist’s rendition of our smart car, if it were covered in snow, and I were a woman. Lately, the #1 question asked about our smart car is “how does it handle in the snow?” The answer is “the same as any other car, dumbass.” I really found out how…