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  • Thesis

    Have you ever noticed that you can rearrange the letters in “thesis” to spell the word “shites”? That’s Scottish for shit or something. Quite the coincidence. Quite. Anyway, I’m finally done writing my thesis. Here is a picture of a vampire, because it came up when I searched Google Images for “thesis.” Maybe somebody out…

  • One Hundred Original Ideas for Horror Movies (#17 – 21)

    See #1 to #5 for the first 5 and an explanation, then #6 to #10 for more. #11 is a secret hidden bonus. Then #12-16. 17. Monkey Shampoo Terror! A group of Rhesus Monkeys escapes a laboratory where a cosmetics company was testing a new shampoo on them. As revenge, the monkeys cover the city…

  • One Hundred Original Ideas for Horror Movies (#12 – 16)

    See #1 to #5 for the first 5 and an explanation, then #6 to #10 for more. #11 is a secret hidden bonus. Today’s ideas revolve around a central theme: Superstition. 12. Playoff Beard: A hockey player forgets to shave his playoff beard after winning the Stanley Cup, and discovers that he continues to have…