Category: creative contributions to society
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Movie and Cereal Reviews
300 (Movie): This was a kickass movie. It is very loosely based on real historical occurances, but who gives a shit about that? If you like seeing large men with spears stabbing each other * in slow motion comic book style, then go see it right now. * No homoeroticism intended. Kellogg’s Chocolatey Delight (Cereal):…
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How to Talk Like an Interesting Person
How to talk like an interesting person: Spell it “porblems,” not “problems”. Pronounce it like it is spelled. Use the phrase “touch and go” whenever possible. Whenever you are put in the position to describe a situation or state of being, describe it as “touch and go.” Spell it “aminals”, not “animals.” Pronounce it like…
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Food Logic Volume 2: Peanut Butter Coffee
Premise 1: Peanut butter tastes good with chocolate.Premise 2: Chocolate tastes good with coffee. Conclusion: Peanut butter tastes good with coffee. I put my logic to the test this morning. Here is the recipe: 1 mug of coffee, 1 pack of sweetener (no sugar, thanks, I’m on a diet), and 1 tablespoon of smooth peanut…
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