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  • How to Talk Like an Interesting Person

    How to talk like an interesting person: Spell it “porblems,” not “problems”. Pronounce it like it is spelled. Use the phrase “touch and go” whenever possible. Whenever you are put in the position to describe a situation or state of being, describe it as “touch and go.” Spell it “aminals”, not “animals.” Pronounce it like…

  • Food Logic Volume 2: Peanut Butter Coffee

    Premise 1: Peanut butter tastes good with chocolate.Premise 2: Chocolate tastes good with coffee. Conclusion: Peanut butter tastes good with coffee. I put my logic to the test this morning. Here is the recipe: 1 mug of coffee, 1 pack of sweetener (no sugar, thanks, I’m on a diet), and 1 tablespoon of smooth peanut…

  • Thesis

    Have you ever noticed that you can rearrange the letters in “thesis” to spell the word “shites”? That’s Scottish for shit or something. Quite the coincidence. Quite. Anyway, I’m finally done writing my thesis. Here is a picture of a vampire, because it came up when I searched Google Images for “thesis.” Maybe somebody out…