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  • The Classification and Generalization of Shit and Shit-Based Language

    I have been doing some research, and here is a handy guide to the different types of shit. Living Shit: Living shit is born when people become frightened. They will often exclaim “you scared the living shit out of me!”, and they will no longer have sentient shit living inside of them. Bull Shit: Living…

  • One Hundred Original Ideas for Horror Movies (#30 – 34)

    We’re about 1/3 of the way through 100 ideas for horror movies, so let’s shake things up a bit. The next few ideas follow a theme: They’ve already been done. Sometimes I’m halfway through writing an original idea for a horror movie, when I get to the extensive research phase of the process and realize…

  • Insomnia

    Note: Post updated on Sept. 21, 8:10 p.m.. This is a true story: 09/17/2007: I wake up, check the clock. 2:00 a.m. I hear noises coming from the darkness outside of the bedroom. Tapping noises. I wait a minute, heart thumping deep, hoping it was my imagination. Willow begins to bark as it starts up…