Category: creative contributions to society
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Ugly Egg Cake
When I got back from studying in North Carolina for a few months, my awesome friends held a party to welcome me back. They also baked me a cake. It had an unusual shape; round, but tapering on one side more than the other. It was completely smooth and white. My friends insisted that I…
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One Hundred Original Ideas for Horror Movies (#42)
42.) Mister Grabby Hands. The hands are the scariest part of the human body. These two lumps of flesh, with five tubular meat sticks protruding from each, are responsible for every knife thrust, every trigger pulled, every inappropriate touch. A recent spree of murders and assaults baffle police, as witnesses report seeing arms reaching in…
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Lumps
Life is all about lumps. A girl meets a boy and she gets a lump in her throat. He’s got bulging lumps in all the right places. The lumps on her chest give him a lump in his pants. More lumps and humps, and soon there’s another tiny lump growing in the girl’s belly. There…
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