Category: creative contributions to society

  • The Reverse-LOLcat

    Commenting on the popularity and profitability of LOLcats, Tornwordo asks: What’s the next big stupid idea that can make us rich? There must be something. I’m glad you asked, Tornwordo. I specialize in stupid ideas. The answer to your question is: pictures of text that is poorly worded or in broken English, with “captions” made…

  • Confused Spider

    There’s a little spider on my computer screen. It thinks my mouse pointer is an insect and is trying to leap on it and catch it. I played with it for like 5 minutes, me controlling the mouse pointer controlling the spider. The spider got bored before I did. I come to write a post…

  • Me Literate

    So remember I told you that I submitted a short story for publication? Yeah, well, for some reason they thought it was good enough to buy. I guess I’m a real fiction writer now. I got my check in the mail today. It’s a small amount, but that’s not the point; the fact that someone…