Year: 2009
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The Will of Willow
There are people who say that creativity is an exclusively human trait. These people are wrong. Take my dog, Willow. In the morning, when she sees that I’m starting to wake up, she wants me to get out of bed as quickly as possible so she can go for her morning walk and pee. She…
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Ambition
Remember kids, there is no “I” in “team.” There is also no “I” in “run a marathon.” But there should be. I’d like to announce my plans to ruin a marathon. I’m thinking low-lying barbed wire and free samples of laxative Power-Gel. ———-Photo: Lucy in London
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The Beatles: Colonoscopy
Today is 09/09/09, marking (in a clever little reference to Revolution 9) the release of The Beatles: Rock Band. But let’s talk about colons. Most people hear the name of the game, and they assume that it’s another Rock Band game, being described as a Beatles edition. Which Rock Band is this? It’s The Beatles…
