Month: April 2008
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Eternal Success and Happiness
I don’t have time to blog. Here is why: I have a 15 page research proposal due tomorrow. I wasn’t joking before…it’s actually about horror movies, and actually pretty genius. George Romero and Sam Raimi and Robert Rodriguez are totally gonna hire me and give me millions of dollars to give them advice. I also…
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Bonus Time
One of my favourite things in life is when you find bonus time. Like if you thought an hour of your time would be taken up with something, but then you no longer have to do it, so it’s like your day just got one hour longer. This happens to me when someone doesn’t show…
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Mystery Spoon
As I’ve said before, I’ve dropped a few belt sizes lately. Literally. My belt doesn’t fit any more and my pants keep falling down. I tried hammering a nail through the belt, but it was much too strong. I was proud of it for being such a tough little belt. A knife finally got through…
