Month: February 2008
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Crossfire
This is my happiest memory from childhood: That dude is my hero.
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One Hundred Original Ideas for Horror Movies (#37-41)
37. Shell Game: The magical abilities of turtles are finally revealed to the world. The source of the genie myth, rubbing a turtle’s shell grants the rubber 3 wishes. With no limit on the power of the wishes or the number of turtles that can be rubbed, governments put restrictions on turtle breeding, underground turtle…
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Pork / Vagina, Vagina / Pork
Sometimes, instead of doing homework, I fill out surveys. Here is part of one I filled out today: Wait, what? There’s a difference between fashion/style and style/fashion? Does the English language work differently in the beauty industry so that “pork and beans” means something completely different than “beans and pork”? Or are they just retarded?…
