Month: October 2007
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NaNoWriMo 2007
It’s nearing the end of October, and that means it’s almost November, which is National Novel Writing Month (NaNoWriMo)! To get further practice for my new career in fiction writing, I’m going to give it a go again. The idea is to write an entire novel in one month. I tried this last year, and…
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The Classification and Generalization of Shit and Shit-Based Language
I have been doing some research, and here is a handy guide to the different types of shit. Living Shit: Living shit is born when people become frightened. They will often exclaim “you scared the living shit out of me!”, and they will no longer have sentient shit living inside of them. Bull Shit: Living…
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Leave Britney Alone
I had a dream last night that I was Britney Spears’ ninja bodyguard. She had very tight security wherever she went. Even at the grocery store, there was a special platform put there for Britney Spears’s protection; spikes would come out of the platform if you pressed buttons on a nearby panel. When a group…
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