Year: 2006
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Bowel Movement Update
My doo-doo smells like gasoline today. AND I LIKE IT.
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Return of the Saugeen Stripper
Degrading for who? The Saugeen Stripper Scandal happened at an unfortunate time. School had just ended for Christmas. The university newspaper never got a chance to write about it, and the gossip never got a chance to reach its full potential. However, I’ve noticed that the majority of the people finding my little web site…
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Real Live Cyborgs
Related to yesterday’s post about warp drives, I came across this story about people who implant chips in their hands in order to control electronic stuff. In other words, cyborgs. Unlike yesterday’s post though, this future-like technology is actually less futurey than it seems. People have already done it, and anybody can do it themselves,…
