Year: 2006

  • What the Phuck is a Phronk?

    A few people have recently asked where my nickname, Phronk, came from. My origin goes all the way back to Grade 9, when I was blasted with gamma radiation from space in gym class lining up to do the pole vault. A few other dudes and I were getting to know each other. One of…

  • Ugly Toilet Cake

    My friends and I have a tradition of baking ugly cakes. Often, when there is an event to celebrate such as a birthday, we will bake such a cake to commemorate it. They are all edible, but have something about them which qualifies them as “ugly”. Past examples include a cake with a log cabin…

  • Wikid

    Hey look, I have an entry in Wikipedia! Unfortunately, it doesn’t seem to be in English. I have no idea what it’s about, or if it’s a real page, or what. Hmmm.