Year: 2006

  • Sports are Gay

    I’m usually not at all into sports, but I just had to tune in to see Italy prove, through soccer, that they are genetically superior to every other race. It was very sad to see our weakness exposed, though, when Zidane headbutted some Italian player in the chest, sending him flying. It was also one…

  • Miscellaneous Facts

    Speaking of sidewalk etiquette, I was pushed off the sidewalk by two moms today. They obviously don’t read my blog. If they did want to read my blog, one way to do it would be to search Google for “how much does hemroid surgery cost”. Phronk.com comes up as one of the top 10 search…

  • Sidewalk Etiquette

    Since I have a driving phobia, I end up walking on sidewalks a lot. I think there is an unspoken etiquette that most sidewalk users follow. For example, if two people who are going in opposite directions meet, both of them should go to the right to avoid collision. Some people, however, violate sidewalk etiquette,…