Year: 2006

  • The Neighbours (Part 2)

    I’ve written before about how the people who live around here, and their kids, have problems. It has not gotten any better since then. Here are some of the charming things they have done lately: Left various toys in the parking lot (their primary playground). Since it’s a parking lot, cars tend to, you know,…

  • It Sucks That Steve Irwin is Dead

    I can’t believe Steve Irwin died this morning. He’s one of those people who I wish I could be if I wasn’t such a pussy. He also seemed like such a genuinely good guy, helping wildlife in his home country and entertaining people by being goofy on TV. This sucks ass. You could say you…

  • Food Logic Volume 2: Peanut Butter Coffee

    Premise 1: Peanut butter tastes good with chocolate.Premise 2: Chocolate tastes good with coffee. Conclusion: Peanut butter tastes good with coffee. I put my logic to the test this morning. Here is the recipe: 1 mug of coffee, 1 pack of sweetener (no sugar, thanks, I’m on a diet), and 1 tablespoon of smooth peanut…