I saw The Da Vinci Code the other night. Here is my movie ticket. In case you can’t read it, says “The Da Vinci Cod”. It’d probably have been better for them to leave out the “The” to save space, but it’s much funnier this way.
I think The Da Vinci Cod would actually be a pretty sweet movie. In fact:
100 Ideas for Horror Movies: #11
The Da Vinci Cod: A Harvard marine biologist follows a series to clues, and discovers that Jesus was actually neither man nor God: He was a fish man from Atlantis! In the gripping finale, the scientist stumbles across an underwater cave full of thousands of eggs that Jesus laid before dying. The Jesus-spawn hatch, and begin slaughtering heathens in a fishy Armageddon.
On a completely unrelated note, my friend Geoff got one of those fancy new MacBooks recently. It’s beautiful. It has a camera built right into the computer, which we took lots of pictures with last night. Here’s one of me:
I can’t believe how friggin sexy I am.
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42 responses to “Fishy”
It’s better than going to X-men from what I hear. I won’t give money to a jesus loving freak like the author of that book. However, to each his own. 🙂I saw Friends with Money and Keeping up with Steins this weekend. Both were good, but as a female, I like the 2 and 1/2 star movies. P.S. I am jealous of Geoff.
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It’s better than going to X-men from what I hear. I won’t give money to a jesus loving freak like the author of that book. However, to each his own. :)I saw Friends with Money and Keeping up with Steins this weekend. Both were good, but as a female, I like the 2 and 1/2 star movies. P.S. I am jealous of Geoff.
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That’s could be a CBC drama.
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That’s could be a CBC drama.
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The Da Vinci Cod… sounds like a rip off of the little mermaid to me.
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The Da Vinci Cod… sounds like a rip off of the little mermaid to me.
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You would fit in Tennesee pretty well lookin like that.
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You would fit in Tennesee pretty well lookin like that.
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damn you’re hot.
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damn you’re hot.
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I wish those computers weren’t so expensive.
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I wish those computers weren’t so expensive.
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The DaVinci Cod…too funny…interesting movie plot, but about as honest and factual as “The DaVinci Code”, really…what did you think of the flick?And that picture of you…reminds me of one my brother did of himself when he took the one large bump on the top of his spine and made it go down his back to give him a dinosaur-like look…those macs have ultra-cool graphics rendering programs. Good work!
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The DaVinci Cod…too funny…interesting movie plot, but about as honest and factual as “The DaVinci Code”, really…what did you think of the flick?And that picture of you…reminds me of one my brother did of himself when he took the one large bump on the top of his spine and made it go down his back to give him a dinosaur-like look…those macs have ultra-cool graphics rendering programs. Good work!
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maybe the movie theatre is trying to trick people like Dani into going to see it.
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maybe the movie theatre is trying to trick people like Dani into going to see it.
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I LOVE THE WAY YOU TAKE ON DANI…you are brilliant in your battles against that nut.btw…LOVE the elaboration in that SEXY pic. lmao. see u at the BBQ saturday. LOL
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I LOVE THE WAY YOU TAKE ON DANI…you are brilliant in your battles against that nut.btw…LOVE the elaboration in that SEXY pic. lmao. see u at the BBQ saturday. LOL
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OMGBBQ?WTF!OMGWTFBBQLOLLOLOMGWTFROFLBBQBBQ kicks ass
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OMGBBQ?WTF!OMGWTFBBQLOLLOLOMGWTFROFLBBQBBQ kicks ass
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AG: Aw, I was hoping X-Men was good. I’ve heard a lot of people say it sucks, so hopefully I’ll be pleasantly surprised by its mediocrity.Salem: Sweet. Call them up and demand it be made.Junkie: Yeah, pretty much.Sarah: I’m beyond hot.Jimmy: Me too. I think they’re worth it though.Tyler: I thought the movie was pretty good. It was pretty much a direct translation of the book, watered down a bit to try offending people less. It could’ve been better, could’ve been worse.YJA: Haha maybe. Those crazy Christians seem to like fish a lot, judging by the decals they put on their cars.Anonymous (Mitzee?): Wish I could come, but I ordered Jimmy to say hi for me, so it’s pretty much like being there.Nolff: OMG, BBQs r0xx0rz teh b0xx0r5. kekekekekeke ROFLCOPTER!
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AG: Aw, I was hoping X-Men was good. I’ve heard a lot of people say it sucks, so hopefully I’ll be pleasantly surprised by its mediocrity.Salem: Sweet. Call them up and demand it be made.Junkie: Yeah, pretty much.Sarah: I’m beyond hot.Jimmy: Me too. I think they’re worth it though.Tyler: I thought the movie was pretty good. It was pretty much a direct translation of the book, watered down a bit to try offending people less. It could’ve been better, could’ve been worse.YJA: Haha maybe. Those crazy Christians seem to like fish a lot, judging by the decals they put on their cars.Anonymous (Mitzee?): Wish I could come, but I ordered Jimmy to say hi for me, so it’s pretty much like being there.Nolff: OMG, BBQs r0xx0rz teh b0xx0r5. kekekekekeke ROFLCOPTER!
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Dani keeps emailing me. I’m starting to get uncomfortable. I told her I wasn’t looking for a serious thing.
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Dani keeps emailing me. I’m starting to get uncomfortable. I told her I wasn’t looking for a serious thing.
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I’m lovin’ your blog! Before today was just enjoying your comments on others… but your comments on Dani’s were so great I had to come check you out. Good LORD that woman is scary!
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I’m lovin’ your blog! Before today was just enjoying your comments on others… but your comments on Dani’s were so great I had to come check you out. Good LORD that woman is scary!
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The internet is Satan’s work. She shouldn’t be touching it (only herself — no wait, that’s not allowed either).
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The internet is Satan’s work. She shouldn’t be touching it (only herself — no wait, that’s not allowed either).
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haha! re: hot pink vibrator in the shape of a wizard summoning a squirrel. phronk, you’re awesome!and thank you for finally paying attention to your xbox. poor thing is turning suicidal.
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haha! re: hot pink vibrator in the shape of a wizard summoning a squirrel. phronk, you’re awesome!and thank you for finally paying attention to your xbox. poor thing is turning suicidal.
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Kudos to yer comment’s on Dani’s blog, dude…You know the deal..PS: That dame ain’t worthyer input, btw..jus sayin’..
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Kudos to yer comment’s on Dani’s blog, dude…You know the deal..PS: That dame ain’t worthyer input, btw..jus sayin’..
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Thanks dudes.Re: Dani not being worth my input. Probably true, but I just love to argue. 🙂 And I guess some part of my nonexistent soul believes that everyone has some good in them, deep down.
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Thanks dudes.Re: Dani not being worth my input. Probably true, but I just love to argue. 🙂 And I guess some part of my nonexistent soul believes that everyone has some good in them, deep down.
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I hearya, and I agree, and I guess I shoulda been a li’l more diplomatic in my assessment of her..but Holy Shit!..maaaann!…Ignorance…jus’. ..wearz…me…dafuck…ouuuuuuuuuttttttttt..lol…Thanz fer droppin’ by, my man..”The Jammy” can certainly benefit withyer input…I’m gonna lobby inda war room ta linkya up..
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I hearya, and I agree, and I guess I shoulda been a li’l more diplomatic in my assessment of her..but Holy Shit!..maaaann!…Ignorance…jus’. ..wearz…me…dafuck…ouuuuuuuuuttttttttt..lol…Thanz fer droppin’ by, my man..”The Jammy” can certainly benefit withyer input…I’m gonna lobby inda war room ta linkya up..
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You aren’t going to believe this.Snake on a plane!
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Hahahahah…SNAKE ON A PLANE! SNAKE ON A PLANE MOTHERFUCKER!!
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Hahahahah…SNAKE ON A PLANE! SNAKE ON A PLANE MOTHERFUCKER!!
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