My Eyes Hurt

there is a scary picture here

Random things to say:

  • I grew some new facial hair. It’s a goatee (according to this guide). V hates it but I like it and so do some other people. So I’ll keep it until V complains some more and I go back to the stubble and/or line-beard look.
  • I thought I ran the last participant of my Masters today, so I celebrated by eating Pad Thai and getting fat. Then I found out that they extended the deadline and I can run more people. Now I’ll need to celebrate twice. It’s horrible.
  • I had a dream last night where our dog Willard got shot, because I was Jack Bauer and she was coming along with me in an episode of 24. She only got shot in the leg though, and if I’ve learned anything from TV, it’s that being shot in the leg is nothing. You can get shot in the leg and be walking a few hours later. Being shot in the stomach is more serious, but you’ll only die from it if you’re not a main character. Otherwise, you can pluck that bullet out and be doing situps in no time. Anyway, it was a sad dream.

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24 responses to “My Eyes Hurt”

  1. Captain Bee Avatar

    Minus the multiplicity, I’d hit it.

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    Anonymous

    Minus the multiplicity, I’d hit it.

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  3. sarah Avatar

    facial hair walks a fine line. the less try hard the better. sometimes a chin-strap works, but usually i would say no… goatees sometimes, as long as it doesn’t look like a round stain around the mouth. usually stubble is awesome. stubble is your only safe bet that I can give you with no picture.

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    Anonymous

    facial hair walks a fine line. the less try hard the better. sometimes a chin-strap works, but usually i would say no… goatees sometimes, as long as it doesn’t look like a round stain around the mouth. usually stubble is awesome. stubble is your only safe bet that I can give you with no picture.

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  5. The Holywriter Avatar

    That pic is making me think I’m drunk.

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    Anonymous

    That pic is making me think I’m drunk.

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  7. Adorable Girlfriend Avatar

    Is that Michelle Malkin?

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    Anonymous

    Is that Michelle Malkin?

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  9. Jason Avatar

    I’ve never grown anything. Too chicken… maybe I’ll try it this summer.

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    I’ve never grown anything. Too chicken… maybe I’ll try it this summer.

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  11. Phronk Avatar

    I think I look hot in a chin strap. Maybe I’ve been deluding myself all this time, though. There’s a tiny picture of it on the upper-right there…maybe I’ll get the goatee on film someday too. Then you loyal blog commenter people can compare and give me the final verdict.I have no idea who that is. She makes me feel drunk too, though. Really, it’s not that I’m actually drunk, it’s just the picture. Yessss.Jimmy, I think you’d look good in a Franz Josef (see http://barbershop.com/facialhair.htm ). Do it.

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    I think I look hot in a chin strap. Maybe I’ve been deluding myself all this time, though. There’s a tiny picture of it on the upper-right there…maybe I’ll get the goatee on film someday too. Then you loyal blog commenter people can compare and give me the final verdict.I have no idea who that is. She makes me feel drunk too, though. Really, it’s not that I’m actually drunk, it’s just the picture. Yessss.Jimmy, I think you’d look good in a Franz Josef (see http://barbershop.com/facialhair.htm ). Do it.

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  13. George Larson Avatar

    Oh, suffering succotash!Those things talk to much with one mouth, one kind of nightmare is this?

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    Oh, suffering succotash!Those things talk to much with one mouth, one kind of nightmare is this?

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  15. Butchieboy Avatar

    I grew a gaytee once, as a joke, but people liked it so I shaved it off. Nobody got it.

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    I grew a gaytee once, as a joke, but people liked it so I shaved it off. Nobody got it.

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  17. Phronk Avatar

    I’ve done the same thing with handlebars.I want to grow a long pointy moustache for the same purpose, but that’s a lot of work for a joke. I might have to settle with a Hitler ‘stache. Oh, sorry, “Charlie Chaplin” moustache.George: Good call. Hooray for sexism!

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    I’ve done the same thing with handlebars.I want to grow a long pointy moustache for the same purpose, but that’s a lot of work for a joke. I might have to settle with a Hitler ‘stache. Oh, sorry, “Charlie Chaplin” moustache.George: Good call. Hooray for sexism!

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  19. Jason Avatar

    My friend (straight) grew a handle bar moustache and looked hilarious and good oddly enough. Not in a “hot” way though.

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    My friend (straight) grew a handle bar moustache and looked hilarious and good oddly enough. Not in a “hot” way though.

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  21. sirbarrett Avatar

    This face needs surgery. Don’t listen to V. Rub the goat against her face if she doesn’t like it. Every man needs to experience his wild side, at least for a while. Recently I notice a lot of facial experimentation going on actually, don’t know what it is but it’s interesting. Glad the dog of your dreams is Ok, Obi Trice got shot in the leg awhile ago and he’s fine…can’t say so much for Proof. RIP.

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    This face needs surgery. Don’t listen to V. Rub the goat against her face if she doesn’t like it. Every man needs to experience his wild side, at least for a while. Recently I notice a lot of facial experimentation going on actually, don’t know what it is but it’s interesting. Glad the dog of your dreams is Ok, Obi Trice got shot in the leg awhile ago and he’s fine…can’t say so much for Proof. RIP.

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  23. Phronk Avatar

    I don’t know if rubbing my beard against my girlfriend can be considered “experiencing my wild side”, but thanks for the support. 🙂 I think spring time makes people go nuts with facial hair and clothing. Or lack of clothing. Too bad about Proof, I guess. I never really heard of him, but yeah, bummer.

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    I don’t know if rubbing my beard against my girlfriend can be considered “experiencing my wild side”, but thanks for the support. 🙂 I think spring time makes people go nuts with facial hair and clothing. Or lack of clothing. Too bad about Proof, I guess. I never really heard of him, but yeah, bummer.

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