Day of the Dead

So, I hear Tupac’s new movie is coming out tomorrow. Funny, since he’s dead. I can understand it when a recently deceased movie star puts out a movie, like the dude from The Crow. I mean, they haven’t started to rot yet, so they can still fake being alive pretty well. But Tupac’s been dead for years…he must look pretty nasty and smell even worse. At least they called it “Tupac: Resurrection”, in the tradition of other great horror movies like Alien: Resurrection, and Halloween: Resurrection. I guess they’re trying to turn Tupac into a movie monster with sequel potential. Soon we’ll be seeing “Freddy vs. Tupac”, “Tupac vs. The Wolfman”, and and “Tupac vs. Lefteye”.

P.S. While I’m babbling about movies….I saw The Matrix: Revolutions recently. I think it was pretty darn good. It didn’t really wrap everything up, which is OK I guess, but sometimes stupid people like me want everything explained instead of thinking for ourselves.



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